comedycentral:

In need of a gif?

Why not Evil Zoidberg?

The one-hour season premiere of Futurama airs tonight at 10/9c!

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affluence-de-la-vie:

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emergentfutures:

CHART OF THE DAY: How Do People Really Use Their iPhones And iPads?

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anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

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sometimesneurotypical:

This is my friend Mike Baltzell.

Mike is 21 years old. He was driving home from work at 2am Saturday June 15th on his moped and was hit by a SUV. Mike was airlifted to a better hospital and is in critical condition and on life support. This isn’t a post asking you to pray for him or hope for a recovery, because there isn’t hope for one. There’s too much damage to his body and his brain and even if he did pull through he would be a vegetable.

This is a post meant for the sole purpose of allowing all of you who never knew Mike, and now never will, the opportunity to know who he was, what he stood for, and hopefully love him as much as all his friends and family do.

Mike always had a smile on his face. He was always happy to be wherever he was and to do whatever he was doing. It didn’t matter how bad conditions were or how boring the activity, he was just always in good spirits. His favorite activities were playing Runescape and watching Doctor Who. Obviously with these hobbies Mike was teased quite a bit in school, but he never let it get to him and he never lashed back. Mike never had a bad word to say about anyone or any judgements to pass. It didn’t matter how cruel someone was to him, he always saw people for better than they were and treated them with the kindness and respect they didn’t show him. He would do anything for anyone even though he didn’t have a whole lot himself. He was the best and most selfless person I’ve ever known and probably ever will know. If there is any light in this world it was shining in that boy. I just hope that his light won’t die with him when that time comes. My wish is that everyone he touched including those who read this can take a little of his light with them and try to live like he did for that remarkable human being.

Do what’s good, do what’s right. Do it for Mike.

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automotivated:

Lotus Esprit Turbo & Roger Moore (by Auto Clasico)

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theautobible:

chevy camaro by Overboosphotos on Flickr.

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scoobiesnboobies:

This is better than porn.

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crilpert:

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sharpnee:

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pangras:

I fucking hate this kid

Oh god. 

More like worst teenager in the world

i want to punch this kids face fuck

HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS FUCKER

….

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mudslinginfarmgirl:

I love everything in this

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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